Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Funny Resume Mistakes

From Jobmob's "150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever"

My favorites:
  • Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
  • “Finished eighth in my class of ten.”
  • References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.”
  • Experience: “Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed.”
  • Background: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).” (Resumania)