My favorites:
- Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
- “Finished eighth in my class of ten.”
- References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.”
- Experience: “Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed.”
- Background: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).” (Resumania)
